Things No One Tells You About Being A Sperm Donor

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Taste😱
Comment from : christ huang

More like Semenar 👀
Comment from : SaturnFrost

The Onion has really gone down hill with the quality of their content
Comment from : The Needle

Give the taster a breakeat lots of pineapple and drink pineapple juice
Comment from : Gary Wilson

I’m interested to being a donor pls,where do I applybrI live in Nigeria
Comment from : Chinedu Deva

As long as it doesnt show up on my doorstep in 20 years it can be whatever it wants to be
Comment from : Programmo

You have to also do an murder investigation crime scene and in order to find the suspect you must pull your johnson
Comment from : Wreckingtestes

Wtf
Comment from : Sebastian Cornejo

Taste?brLarge crowd?brWhat☠
Comment from : idk_what_to_name_myself

i can only imagine the crouds on the 1st of Dec
Comment from : SHING123

Smell and taste
Comment from : Hackman mcjackman

Lol
Comment from : Moonlight Man

How much money tho
Comment from : The Cool Side Of The Pillow Podcast

all of this sounds awesome when can i start
Comment from : Parsnip Guy

The taste!?
Comment from : Alex Smith

How much is the salary for their nurses
Comment from : Abid Alwi

They gotta be trolling
Comment from : DopeboysofAtlanta

God hates those that speak lies (Proverbs 6:19)
Comment from : X t c y

don't forget about long conching
Comment from : Pandała

After all these years, I thought I knew the jizzt of it 🫤
Comment from : Joshua Rumble

😂😂😂
Comment from : Cindy Lewis

When i was twelve my parents told me i was a donor baby and realizing this now what my dear papa had to go through to deliver me to the universe has been a heartbreaking culmination, rest in a sea of sperm of all your beloved children that never were blessed to be birth my dear sperm donor daddy😢💔
Comment from : 100,000 million subcriber

I was conceived through a sperm donor so I can personally attest that this is all true
Comment from : Astrodiddle

Wow where can I learn more about how to sign up? I didn't realize how much of a positive experience this would be for me!
Comment from : D1vid3By0

Things no one tells you about being a stock photography model: 1) you might be used by the onion as a "sperm sommelier"
Comment from : underweightHater

OMG I thought this was true for a split second, until I watched the creator 💀
Comment from : Angelo Deus

Do you have to bring your own nipple clamps and vibrating butt plug
Comment from : Billy

I wonder what that stock photo model would think to see his picture with "Sperm Sommelier" on top of itbrbrAssuming it's not an AI generated picture, which at this point is not a fair assumption at all
Comment from : Major Gnuisance

II didn't need to know allat
Comment from : sillyyoutuber

Thank god I saw this sooner! I needed some advice before my first time!
Comment from : Sweaterman Long legs

I've had far too much actual crazy shit in my feed that I've been trying to weed out Glad you're here
Comment from : Vendel Kjeldsberg

Those last 2 hmmm
Comment from : Immadeus

The Onion used to be extremely funny satire These shorts Hmmm pffff
Comment from : quickloris

I wasn't on board with this at all until the last line
Comment from : Knacky Knack

Thanks for the explanation The Onion Now I know something about donation!
Comment from : Laurence

This healed my gastritis
Comment from : Michael Vainshtein

Well I'm sold, where do I sign up?
Comment from : bakersmileyface

The only downside is that - unlike blood tests - it's not the nurse who collects your sample
Comment from : Ivan Freire

You almost got me Onion
Comment from : Some Guy

"Deposited into a bucket"brAh yes, the Homestuck method
Comment from : AlphaPizzadog

All positive points
Comment from : Noah Newcomb

those all sound like positives to me
Comment from : 2Coop4U Part 2

the music choice
Comment from : sad pee

Forget Dos Equis, stay thirsty my friends
Comment from : JDSoul69

You can donate post mortem so, get your drivers licence updated
Comment from : BigMobe

These are all good though
Comment from : Slend Veny

Forgot the part where your offspring comes looking for you because they are on that Netflix show ‘Found’
Comment from : NicoNii

It's probably true about or kids tho
Comment from : MrLoobu

Mike Rowe’s next Dirty Jobs episode Sperm sommelier
Comment from : Kansas City Shuffle

Dream come true 😍😍😍
Comment from : mossballus

I’m not a drug addict or a murder, fake news
Comment from : Jade Designs

They also make you fill out a release form for each sperm
Comment from : Animal Phax

Yeah when I froze mine before transitioning the sommelier complimented the strength but said the taste needed work
Comment from : Wisdom Pen

See this is why I prefer living in CanadabrbrThey tell us about all this up front
Comment from : Renato Corvaro

You can most certainly NOT cum as hard as you want! I was reprimanded
Comment from : Staudinka

Wow this sounds really good Such a shame 99 of us including me won't qualify
Comment from : John Wheeler

Where to apply for sperm sommelier?
Comment from : Person Nobody

These all sound like positives to me!
Comment from : Russell Jardine

yeah
Comment from : otomir23

Bro what this is like some half-baked shitposts
Comment from : Mashaallaah

not funny, like not offensive just far from funny maybe in 7th grade
Comment from : Sheik Frank Ice Chibu

Worst part is you're not even allowed to moan Not even a little bit!
Comment from : The Roboter

How do you become a sperm sommelier? Asking for a friend
Comment from : Pouncer9000

They brought a school in for a field trip for my first time
Comment from : Craig Smith

happened to me once
Comment from : seren

How does one become a sperm sommelier?
Comment from : Martin S

"As hard as I want?"br"As hard as you want!"
Comment from : Holly Dot

Sperm sommelier! 😂
Comment from : MegaMan X

The Onion: Home of Minimal Effort Shorts
Comment from : Technoman

Wow, The Onion is so cringe now, they used to be so good What a shame
Comment from : Ankstuh H

This is why we need legislative reform
Comment from : Kevin Benitez

Another thing they don't tell you, you're not supposed to father hundreds of kids in various countries
Comment from : MLeoDaalder

bro anti nut propaganda lmao
Comment from : Habjab

This channel really has died like so many other things💀💀💀☠️
Comment from : NandomRigga

Another important fact:brYour mom is the sommelier
Comment from : Антон Чигур

Welcome to a day in which you wish you never knew this
Comment from : NandomRigga

They say you can cum as hard as you want, but really it's only as hard as you're able to
Comment from : blimlimlimm

Hard to watch ❌brHard while watching ✅
Comment from : Sock

what they dont tell you before the crowd shows up is you have to look directly into the eyes of each person and say “this ones for you” while winking if you miss a person they can put their hand up and you will be taken out back for a vasectomy
Comment from : Frost Bite